
Stonelands
By Joseph Malik
Have you ever heard of hard military isekai? Hard in this case carrying the same meaning as in hard science fiction. No? Havenโt heard of it? Me either โ except this.
I wouldnโt be surprised if its actually a thing already, with its own fandom of hardcore followers who argue over the impact a ley line would have on the ballistics of small caliber weapons.
People like that would love Stonelands.
As a teenager, I read my fair share of action/techno thrillers. Stories of badass operatives with amazing gadgets on secret missions behind enemy lines. Adventure stories, but with a heavy focus on the gadgets and skills and knowledge of the people involved. Itโs not just about shooting the enemy, itโs also about the weapon, the bullets, the aiming, and the history of covert operations warfare. In other words, itโs about all the little detail.ย
Perhaps most importantly, these are stories told with the kind of confidence that removes any doubt at the moment of reading.ย
Books like that fascinated me, but none of them ever included a portal to a magical world. None of them had elves or magic, until now.
Stonelands, as well as the authorโs previous books, are built around the idea of what would happen if a fighter/warrior/soldier, with cutting edge expertise from todayโs real world, were to end up in a fantasy world. I donโt think that idea is necessary new, but the way itโs executed here is (at least to me).
We donโt end up with an earthling human being an awesome superhero who beats up everyone and their unicorn. What we get is a detailed imagining of what it actually might be like to introduce earthโs tools, knowledge, and technologies to fantasy warfare.
Itโs not someoneโs self-insert power fantasy, itโs detailed and well-researched speculation โ kinda like hard scifi.
In Stonelands a portal to a different world has been located by a secret military operation (with nearly unlimited funding), and on the other side, theyโve found a rare but incredibly valuable substance they want to get their hands on.
Logan, a retired commando and our main character, gets asked to spearhead the operation. Then, there are complications, and yes, those complications include elves and dragons and the effect of the foreign worldโs atmosphere on sniper fire.
The complications also include some pretty serious conflicts within the team sent through the portals. It all gets very messy very fast, and itโs highly enjoyable.
What Iโll whine about
Romance and sex. I donโt mind a good romance, and Iโve enjoyed reading about people having sex. Unfortunately, the romance part of the story doesnโt merge well with the military action parts. The techno thriller aspect of the story is brilliant and full of confidence, and itโs a joy to read. The romance lacks that depth and attitude, and the contrast between the two parts of the story becomes a little jarring.
What Iโll gush about
Confidence. You may have caught on already, but I really enjoyed the confidence of the story. The narrative voice is heavy with authority, and as a casual reader, thereโs no doubt that what Iโm reading is accurate. What I described about the storyโs focus on details and mechanics might make it seem dry and boring, but the way the story is told, these details become fascinating facts that make me feel like Iโm the expert in the room just for knowing them. Silly, perhaps, but very enjoyable in the moment.
Theme. One of the main themes of the story is that everything is chaos. There are no big conspiracies to cover up the dark and dirty secrets of the world. People are just scrambling to compensate for all the things that keep going wrong all the time โ usually for entirely mundane, but stupid, reasons.ย
This aligns very well with my own world view, so it was fun to read something that played into that.
Final Words
If you ever wondered what a mix of portal fantasy and techno thriller would be like, check out Stonelands.




